These Are My Favorite Funny Golf T-Shirts!
There was a period in history that I like to call \”The Dark Ages Of Golf\” when the people who played golf kept it hidden away from people who couldn\’t afford to play at private clubs. These rich elitists kept golf from the everyman like Scrooge McDuck keeps gold coins. All of that stupid attitude mess is long over now, though. Now, anyone can go to a local park course and hit the links. People like me can pay a reasonable fee, and have a great day hanging out with his friends and playing golf. Things have gotten so relaxed, that I can even wear all of my funny golf t-shirts without anyone thinking twice about it.
One of the best funny golf t-shirts that I own is my shirt that reads, \”It\’s a gimmie…but PUT IT OUT!\” I am a pretty outstanding driver. Working in a factory all of your life tends to give you a pretty good core set of muscles, and my form is pretty good too. When it comes to putting…forget about it. My handicap thrives on \”gimmies\”, and if my buddies didn\’t allow them I\’d be terrible on paper. I understand that means I\’m terrible in reality too, but let me lie to myself, okay?
The second-favorite of my funny golf t-shirts is an ode to my golfing hero. No, it doesn\’t have Tiger Woods or Jack Nicholson on it. As a matter of fact, my golf hero isn\’t even real. Chevy Chase\’s character from \”Caddyshack\” has to be the coolest golf player ever to hit a ball. Ty Webb was everything I want to be as a golfer, and my t-shirt that has his face on it is one of the best shirts ever made.
One of my funny golf t-shirts says \”It\’s golf : thirty.\” That shirt fits me to a tee (no pun intended). If there is anything I\’m willing to drop my plans for, it\’s golf. I\’ve had girlfriends dump me over golf before, and I\’m sure that it won\’t be the last time. My mother told me once that I needed to get my priorities straight, and I promptly told her, \”They are.\”
I admit that I\’m not going to be the most squared-away dude you\’ll ever meet. Even my golf game isn\’t anything to brag about, mostly because I\’m drunk and I\’m only playing for fun. I get mad on the course every once in a while, but that\’s to be expected when you slice your ball deep into the woods. All I know is that I\’m glad that golf is in a place where it is today where I can wear these funny golf t-shirts, have fun with my bros, and play a great 18 holes.
For more information about funny golf t-shirts check out Matt\’s pick for the best funny golf t-shirt on the web.
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